statement(s) of the day

my roommates asks, "What is up with San Jose, they're like popping babies out. They think it's easy." 

So my roommate, Clarissa just found out one of her friends is pregnant and she heard that there was a "count down" on the girl's myspace. Of course, she checked it out, and showed me. So we're looking at it, and it's like "9 weeks" only 214 days left to go. *sigh* 

Then she tells her boyfriend, and the boyfriend says, "now you know when they have a countdown on myspace they're not ready for a kid."